Diapering Your Baby in 60 seconds or less!

60

By DiaperLady

Diaper a baby lightning fast!

Have you ever looked down at your baby and then at the diaper and then you started to shake your fists like Hulk Hogan and thought... I'm gonna diaper that babies ass quicker than hot $h*t through a goose?

Well if you have then you're in the right place.

Prepare yourself for speed demon diaper changing!

Step 1 - Drink Coffee and do some jumping jacks.

Make yourself a huge coffee and do around 40 jumping jacks to build up some energy and get your mind focused.

The next step is critical and you need to be sharp and on your a-game

Baby Diapers on Amazon

Pampers Swaddlers Diapers Economy Pack Plus Size 1, 234 Count (Packaging May Vary)
Amazon Price: $35.00
List Price: $51.44
Pampers Baby Dry Size 4 Diapers Economy Pack Plus 192 Count
Amazon Price: $34.66
List Price: $52.66
Pampers Swaddlers Newborn 240 Diapers (12 packs of 20)
Amazon Price: $33.40
List Price: $0.00
Pampers SoftCare Baby Fresh Wipes 10X Wipes 720 Count
Amazon Price: $16.99
List Price: $25.00

Step 2 - Start the shower and get the supplies

Start the shower with your foot and at the same time unravel your diaper and lie it on the floor.

Now take your foot and test the waters temperature while you put the baby powder bottle between your teeth. Open wide!

This has to be done within 15 seconds. Time is of the essence in diapering a baby!

Step 3 - Grab the baby. Scrub the ass.

Go run into the other room and snag the baby.

Gently, but quickly, start scrubbing the crap out of the baby's behind under the shower at full speed!

Wrap the baby in the towel and gently pat it dry and then lie it on the diaper while you squeeze some baby powder out with your teeth. Do this at the same time.

Kiss the baby and tape up the diaper!

TIME!

What was your time?

I usually do this in around a minute.

Coming soon I'll show how to Rock Your Baby to Sleep in 30 Seconds!

Thanks for reading!

This lady has noooooo clue...

Change that diaper already! This is taking way too long

Comments

No comments yet.

Submit a Comment
Members and Guests

Sign in or sign up and post using a hubpages account.



    • No HTML is allowed in comments, but URLs will be hyperlinked
    • Comments are not for promoting your Hubs or other sites

    Please wait working